Sam: Hello, dere in INTERNET-LAND! I am SAM DA MOOSIE! Our friend BELLA asked tiki if she’d write some stuffs for this here bloggity-blog, but she’s real busy, so I VOLUNTEERED to fill in!
Sam: I am a FA-MOOSE writer of DRAMATICAL FAN FICTION! “Fa-Moose,” geddit?
Cas: I do not understand that terrible pun.
Sam: Uhhhh, ANYWAY! Bella knows that tiki is a REAL BIG CASTIEL FANGIRL….
Cas: That is correct. TIKI is REAL BIG. She is WAY TALLER than me. Of course, I am a POP TOY, so I am relatively SMALL. Although on a COSMIC SCALE-
Sam: Thanks, Cas.
Sam: ANYWAY!! Bella wants us to chat about CAS and DESTIEL and SHIPPING and whatnot…
Cas: SHIPPING? I can OFFER ASSISTANCE!
Sam: Well, all rightie.
Dean: Did you say SHIPPING, Sammy? EWWWW! You’re not talking about those TERRIBLE STORIES with all the SMOOCHING, are you? By the way, you don’t have any NEW ONES, do you? Not that I was LOOKING.
Sam: Uhhh, we’re supposed to tell everybody about you and CAS and the PROFOUND BOND.
Dean: Hey, where is CAS? We were supposed to STARE into one another’s eyes with INCHOATE LONGIN’.
Cas: Here I am! I’m SHIPPING!
Sam: Cas, that’s NOT what I MEANT.
Dean: Woo-hoo! Can I be FIRST MATE?
Cas: No, you cannot.